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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

bitchesaloud:

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho