80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
What I say: I'm a feminist.
What people hear: I hate men.
What I say: I'm Pro-Choice
What people hear: Death to all babies!!
What I say: I'm pro- gay marriage.
What people hear: I'm a raging homosexual.
What I say: I like rock music.
What people hear: I'm a emo cutter freak.
What I say: I'm undecided about religion.
What people hear: I worship satan.
